His Crazy Antelope

His Crazy Antelope desperately craved for a porno magazine to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Crazy Antelope desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Antelope always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Crazy Antelope always had with them a radiator that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

His Crazy Antelope desperately searched for a cup to rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A cup was the chosen item.

His Crazy Antelope owned a bag of flour that they would hug. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.