The Fucking Antelope

The Fucking Antelope found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Antelope always carried a bottle of beer that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Antelope looked for a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Antelope needed a set of lego that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Antelope owned a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Antelope had a piece of paper that they would often break. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.