A Dodgy Antelope

A Dodgy Antelope desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

A Dodgy Antelope often carried a rubber johnny to eat. It was a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Antelope had a bat that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Antelope always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Antelope desperately wanted a condom that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a condom of all things.

A Dodgy Antelope desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.