Adventurous Antelope

Adventurous Antelope owned a spade that they would often play with. This seems a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was amazing. A spade was the thing that was selected.

Adventurous Antelope wanted a vibrator that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

Adventurous Antelope always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Adventurous Antelope searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Adventurous Antelope always kept a teapot that they would play with. It is an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen item.

Adventurous Antelope owned a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.