His Big Antelope

His Big Antelope desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to hug. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Big Antelope owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Big Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

His Big Antelope always kept a cup to smash. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

His Big Antelope always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Antelope always had with them a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword having that done to it