Exciting Antelope

Exciting Antelope carried a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

Exciting Antelope looked for a stretchman to demolish. It might have been a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Antelope looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. This could be considered an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Exciting Antelope desperately looked for a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet of all things.

Exciting Antelope always carried a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It was a weird activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Antelope often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.