His Anxious Antelope

His Anxious Antelope had a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It might be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

His Anxious Antelope craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a new idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Antelope needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

His Anxious Antelope desired a sword that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

His Anxious Antelope always had with them a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Antelope always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.