Their Confused Antelope

Their Confused Antelope owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Their Confused Antelope always carried a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Their Confused Antelope found a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Antelope desired a big sponge to experiment on. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

Their Confused Antelope always carried a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Their Confused Antelope wanted a melon to experiment on. It was an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was breathtaking. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.