Their Crypting Artist

Their Crypting Artist desperately needed a tomato to experiment on. This seems a weird idea, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a tomato being the item opted for.

Their Crypting Artist wanted a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Their Crypting Artist desperately looked for a dildo to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Crypting Artist found a porno magazine to share. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Crypting Artist searched for a cheese grater to hug. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Artist desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This could be considered an original proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.