The Careful Artist

The Careful Artist carried a teapot that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Careful Artist had a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Careful Artist desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Careful Artist desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It is an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Careful Artist always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Careful Artist desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.