The Hungry Artist

The Hungry Artist looked for a custard pie to put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Hungry Artist always carried a bat to sit and look at. It would be a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Artist desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Artist found a wig to demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Artist had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Artist wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.