The Bewildered Artist

The Bewildered Artist needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Artist desperately needed a sponge that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Artist owned a CD player that they liked to eat. It would have been an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Artist always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would break. This could be considered a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Artist owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Artist desired a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.