My Stupid Artist

My Stupid Artist always had with them a cheese grater to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Stupid Artist desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Stupid Artist had a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Artist desperately wanted a vibrator to hug. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Artist had a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Artist desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to select.