His Exciting Artist

His Exciting Artist owned a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

His Exciting Artist always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Exciting Artist often carried a set of lego that they would share. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Artist carried a bottle of wine that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Artist desperately desired a sponge that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Exciting Artist desired a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.