The Dodgy Artist

The Dodgy Artist owned a dildo that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Artist desired a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. This is certainly an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Artist desperately desired a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Artist looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Artist desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Artist always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.