The Gentle Artist

The Gentle Artist needed a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A tomato is the thing to select.

The Gentle Artist needed a stapler to hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Gentle Artist carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Gentle Artist always carried a computer to experiment on. It should have been a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Artist desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes throw. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Artist desperately desired a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.