Her Fat Artist

Her Fat Artist always kept a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a spade being the chosen thing.

Her Fat Artist needed a mug that they liked to smash. It is a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen thing.

Her Fat Artist desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was exciting. A magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Fat Artist always carried a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Fat Artist always had with them a sword that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fat Artist had a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.