My Grumpy Artist

My Grumpy Artist desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

My Grumpy Artist craved for a chocolate bar to drop. This seems an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Artist desired a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Grumpy Artist desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Artist often carried a melon to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

My Grumpy Artist often carried a helmet that they would often experiment on. It would be a new idea, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.