The Fat Artist

The Fat Artist desperately looked for a mug that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Artist often carried a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Artist wanted a ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Artist needed a chocolate bar that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Artist needed a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Artist always had with them a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.