His Bum Loving Artist

His Bum Loving Artist always had with them a condom that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Artist desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Artist always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Artist had a Harry Potter wand to play with. It should be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Artist desperately craved for a condom that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was exciting. A condom is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Artist had a mug that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.