The Confused Artist

The Confused Artist often carried a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Artist desperately searched for a wig to drop. It would have been an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Artist craved for a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Confused Artist desperately needed a set of lego to put up their bum. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Artist looked for a dildo that they would put on his head. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Confused Artist craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.