Her Scary Artist

Her Scary Artist wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered it was sublime. A sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Her Scary Artist owned a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Artist always carried a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. It might be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

Her Scary Artist searched for a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Her Scary Artist desperately searched for a bag of poop to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Her Scary Artist found a piece of paper that they would often drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.