Weary Artist

Weary Artist always carried a piece of paper to worship. This is certainly a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper of all things.

Weary Artist always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Weary Artist always kept a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Weary Artist always kept a melon that they would put up their bum. It might be a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

Weary Artist desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Weary Artist desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.