The Scary Artist

The Scary Artist desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It might be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Scary Artist wanted a sponge that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Artist wanted a radiator to share. It was a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Artist desired a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Artist needed a set of lego that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Artist desperately searched for a stretchman to play with. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.