A Grumpy Artist

A Grumpy Artist desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Artist owned a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Artist owned a stapler that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A stapler is the item to select.

A Grumpy Artist desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Artist desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Artist desperately looked for a vibrator to put down their trousers. It was an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.