A Purple Artist

A Purple Artist wanted a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It might be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Purple Artist had a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

A Purple Artist carried a crown that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected it was stunning. A crown being the thing selected.

A Purple Artist desperately needed a radiator that they liked to experiment on. It would be a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a radiator being the thing opted for.

A Purple Artist always kept a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

A Purple Artist searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.