My Fat Artist

My Fat Artist wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

My Fat Artist found a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Artist always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Artist always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

My Fat Artist owned a condom that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Artist desired a bag of poop that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.