His Hungry Artist

His Hungry Artist owned a vibrator that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Hungry Artist often carried a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Hungry Artist desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Hungry Artist carried a bag of poop to worship. It should be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Hungry Artist needed a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

His Hungry Artist often carried a cup that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.