My Weary Artist

My Weary Artist desired a porno magazine that they would often worship. It is considered to be an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A porno magazine is the item to select.

My Weary Artist desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It would have been a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Weary Artist found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Artist had a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Artist searched for a spade to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Weary Artist desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.