A Lovely Artist

A Lovely Artist desired a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Artist desperately wanted a dildo that they would throw. This seems an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

A Lovely Artist desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pen having that done to it

A Lovely Artist desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Lovely Artist desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

A Lovely Artist owned a can of coke that they would hug. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was magnificent. A can of coke was the item that was selected.