Eccentric Baboon

Eccentric Baboon needed a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric Baboon always kept a teapot to put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Eccentric Baboon carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Baboon desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Eccentric Baboon always kept a stapler that they would sit and look at. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Baboon wanted a block of cheese that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it