Purple Baboon

Purple Baboon desperately looked for a bag of poop to hug. It should be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Purple Baboon found a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Baboon always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Purple Baboon carried a bag of flour that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Purple Baboon looked for a stretchman that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

Purple Baboon craved for a tomato that they would put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.