Their Unusual Baboon

Their Unusual Baboon desperately needed a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Their Unusual Baboon searched for a condom that they would smash. It should have been an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.

Their Unusual Baboon wanted a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

Their Unusual Baboon desired a teapot that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Their Unusual Baboon wanted a set square that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

Their Unusual Baboon always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.