A Dodgy Baboon

A Dodgy Baboon desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Baboon looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Baboon desperately craved for a mug that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Baboon often carried a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Baboon craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be spectacular. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Baboon craved for a stretchman that they would often share. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.