His Beautiful Baboon

His Beautiful Baboon searched for a set of lego that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Baboon needed a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Baboon needed a lava lamp that they liked to drop. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Baboon desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Baboon carried a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Baboon craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.