His Special Baboon

His Special Baboon craved for a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Special Baboon craved for a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Special Baboon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Special Baboon wanted a custard pie that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

His Special Baboon desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

His Special Baboon always had with them a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.