The Bewildered Baboon

The Bewildered Baboon looked for a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango of all things.

The Bewildered Baboon desperately craved for a stretchman that they would annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baboon always kept a hat that they would smash. One might say this is an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a hat is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Baboon looked for a stretchman to cuddle. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baboon wanted a toilet brush that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Baboon looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.