Her Bewildered Baboon

Her Bewildered Baboon desperately craved for a set of lego that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Her Bewildered Baboon looked for a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Baboon desperately craved for a vibrator to sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Baboon found a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Her Bewildered Baboon always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Baboon owned a mug that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.