The Round Baboon

The Round Baboon needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Round Baboon always carried a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Round Baboon desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Round Baboon always kept a sack of potatoes that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Round Baboon desperately looked for a helmet that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Round Baboon needed a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It might be an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.