The Retarded Baboon

The Retarded Baboon often carried a sword that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it

The Retarded Baboon craved for a CD player that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Baboon always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Baboon wanted a vibrator that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Baboon looked for a pint of beer that they would hug. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.