Her Bum Loving Baboon

Her Bum Loving Baboon always kept a mug that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Baboon searched for a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom having that done to it

Her Bum Loving Baboon owned a bag of flour that they would often play with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Her Bum Loving Baboon desperately craved for a bat to share. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Baboon desperately needed a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Baboon always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.