Her Crypting Baboon

Her Crypting Baboon desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Baboon owned a computer that they would throw. It was an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to choose.

Her Crypting Baboon desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Baboon searched for a can of coke that they liked to throw. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Crypting Baboon needed a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Crypting Baboon carried a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.