Their Boring Baboon

Their Boring Baboon owned a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Baboon found a stapler that they would drop. It was considered to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Baboon wanted a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is sublime. A tomato was the chosen item.

Their Boring Baboon always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. It is an original idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Baboon looked for a porno magazine to throw. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Their Boring Baboon desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it