The Crypting Baboon

The Crypting Baboon desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often experiment on. It would have been a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Baboon always carried a computer that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Baboon found a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Crypting Baboon desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Crypting Baboon wanted a wig that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Baboon desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.