The Special Baboon

The Special Baboon desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Special Baboon desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Special Baboon always had with them a condom that they would put up their bum. This seems an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Special Baboon always kept a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Special Baboon desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a curious operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Baboon desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.