The Hungry Baboon

The Hungry Baboon wanted a wig that they would worship. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

The Hungry Baboon desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Hungry Baboon desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is epic. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Baboon craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Baboon had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Hungry Baboon looked for a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.