The Scary Baboon

The Scary Baboon always carried a cup to share. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

The Scary Baboon always carried a pen that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Scary Baboon always had with them a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baboon desperately needed a little monkey to cuddle. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baboon often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Baboon desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.