A Naughty Baboon

A Naughty Baboon needed a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It should have been a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Baboon always carried a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Naughty Baboon always had with them a cup that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

A Naughty Baboon found a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Baboon always carried a bag of poop that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Baboon often carried a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.