The Ugly Baboon

The Ugly Baboon searched for a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is exciting. A rubber chicken having that done to it

The Ugly Baboon often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Ugly Baboon desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Baboon desired a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Ugly Baboon always carried a helmet that they would occasionally smash. It was a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Baboon always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.