My Lovely Baboon

My Lovely Baboon desperately wanted a vibrator to sit and look at. It might be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Baboon desperately desired a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Baboon desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

My Lovely Baboon desired a can of Tango that they would cuddle. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Lovely Baboon desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Baboon searched for a custard pie that they would often throw. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.